T’day was alrigh’, I guess

dwninfinity:

dwninfinity:

why was the mushroom always invited to parties? 

because he was a fungi 

Y’ jus’ lost any second chance y’ coulda got.

yourpatronsaintofdenial:

[prvt]

oh my fucking god.

He gets up and heads off to find his best friend the cereal fairy.

> You’re curled up with Cal in their usual room, fussing over them and giving them a heads up about your new guest. Normally it wouldn’t matter, but you know Jimmy’s… less than conventional, and with how sick your mentor’s been lately, you don’t want them to get shocked. They probably will anyway.

NO, FOR BEING SUCH A LITTLE SKANK.

I ain’ no fuckin’ skank

An’ I ain’ little neither

10. An apology

F’r what?

Kickin’ y’r ass at games?

askboxmemes:

1. A baby
2. A second chance
3. Sex
4. Kiss
5. Friendship
6. To chill
7. To cuddle
8. A long term relationship
9. A good laugh
10. An apology
11. A hug
12. Be my bitch
13. Be my sex buddy
14. Simply to be mine
15. MY BED. NO CLOTHES. NOW.

yourpatronsaintofdenial:

anawkwardlyawkwardgiraffe:

[pvt]

…

Jimmy you little shit

C’mere an’ fuckin’ cuddle with me an’ Cal

Lemme smooch y’r fuckin’ face figment buddy that’ll make this spawnday a shit ton better than it already is

[prvt]

fshsh!

okaaay I’ll cooome.

[pvt]

Good. Goood.

yourpatronsaintofdenial:

anawkwardlyawkwardgiraffe:

yourpatronsaintofdenial:

anawkwardlyawkwardgiraffe:

‘ey fucktruck I got a question

ay yo waddup home skillet bizzle biscuit?

[pvt]

What exactly’s one s’pposed t’ do on their headspawn day?

I mean, I don’ wan’ a huge party like you had with Pickle an’ Ace an’ all that

What’d you do? I mean ‘m sure y’ spawned more than a year ago so y’ gotta have an idea

[prvt]

shit shit sorry I got called away the other day.

before I had friends, you mean?

got wasted as shit and laid around feeling sorry for myself.

‘cept for the fact that all my spawndays were after I got to Hell but before I got that anon so it was more like attempt to get wasted as shit and lay around feeling sorry for myself.

[pvt]

…

Jimmy you little shit

C’mere an’ fuckin’ cuddle with me an’ Cal

Lemme smooch y’r fuckin’ face figment buddy that’ll make this spawnday a shit ton better than it already is

therustledwaitress:

anawkwardlyawkwardgiraffe:

therustledwaitress:

Guess who got her mom a birthday present.

You better fuckin’ not have

Heehee.

I did.

Well now I gotta know what th’ fuck it is

shit oh shit holy shit it’s your shit shit?! =D

YEAH IT IS Y’ FUCKTRUCK

’S WHY I ASKED WHAT TH’ FUCK ONE DOES ON THEIR HEADSPAWN DAY

sagaciouscupule:

anawkwardlyawkwardgiraffe:

Fuckin’ think about it.

i dont remember what i did

i miss you

Whatever

therustledwaitress:

Guess who got her mom a birthday present.

You better fuckin’ not have

sagaciouscupule:

anawkwardlyawkwardgiraffe:

sagaciouscupule replied to your post: ♪

-c:( ?

What.

why don’t you like me anymore?

Fuckin’ think about it.